01 4 / 2013
Stolen Diamonds
Vriska knows that she and John would be perfect moirails. She just needs to convince him.
Second provided most of the porn, and the lovely Chaos and Livvy helped beta. Warnings for mind control and non-con. Enjoy. <3
Prompt: I don’t know if you’re still taking requests but if you are I’ve got one; Vriska discovers she can use her freaky mind control to pretty easily give people orgasms, a power which she immediately decides to abuse. Any pairing/quadrant (or none at all) works great.
26 3 / 2013
Four’s a Crowd
on Ao3
Title: Four’s a Crowd
Rating: NC-17 (asphyxiation, hair pulling, sub/dom, incest, foursome/group sex, a LOT OF SEX)
Pairing: Bro Strider/John Egbert/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
Prompt:
Notes: This was written with the help of my partner-in-crime, Unrealityfreak, in the most excellent pornstream of all time. Which is why there’s a Karkat. (Because, really, who can resist a Karkat?)
Man, this was the most fun I’ve ever had writing porn. Ever. It is super-duper-scandalous.
Enjoy.
29 12 / 2012
Party Wax & Sea Princes - [3] - Perfectly Legal Princelings
on Ao3
Title: Party Wax & Sea Princes
Rating: NC-17 (D/s, oral, rimming, dirty-talk, shibari, PORN)
Pairing: Bro Strider/Eridan Ampora
Prompt: 
Notes: Oh my good LORD.
Okay, so this ended up being just about as fluffy as I can make first-time sex for Bro Strider’s favorite pet prince, which is approx. Not At All.
It is 4k words worth of porn, though.
So there’s that.
Enjoy.
16 11 / 2012
Shipwrecks & Clownfish
Rating: NC-17 (fisting)
Pairing: Gamzee Makara/Feferi Peixes
Prompt: Gamzee touches the butt, tentacles, v. loud at the doin’ it.
Notes: This is from my porn-stream a few days ago, and I just followed the prompts thrown at me in chat. =3 It was a lot of fun, and I’ve got every intention of doing it again sometime soon!
Enjoy.
13 8 / 2012
A Side of Bro
on Ao3
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Bro Strider/Dave Strider (masturbation, getting caught, underage)
Prompt: Leigh said ‘write porn, you’ll feel better.’ She was right.
Notes: This was a little bit of therapy for me. I’ve been feeling really down, and my life is a little haywire.
Apparently Stridercest is the cure to all that ails.
Dave is sixteen or seventeen in this scene. Some idle age. Anyway.
Enjoy.
25 7 / 2012
Solace
on Ao3
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sollux Captor/Sollux Captor (selfcest)
Prompt: 
Notes: There is no such thing as too much Sollux, ever. I’m also a big fan of twin!Sollux, as well as a big fan of the concept that everything about everything is in his head.
I’m sorry this isn’t longer. It was a lot of fun to do, though.
It was also inspired by just about every Sollux-on-Sollux picture you’ve ever seen. I have a lot of selfcest feels.
Enjoy.
16 7 / 2012
[Drabble 01]
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Dave Strider/Nepeta Leijon (♥) ; Gamzee Makara/Jane Crocker; Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas (♠)
Notes: Wow, I really had fun doing these! This was a blast. I hope you guys enjoy!
These were co-written with my pal UnrealityFreak, who writes amazing everything. Check her stuff out!
19 6 / 2012
Dirty Little Strider - [4] - Perfect Housewife
Chapters: 1 || 2 || 3 || 4 || 5 || 6 || 7 || 8
on AO3
Title: Dirty Little Strider
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: John Egbert/Dave Strider
Prompt: 
Notes: I wrote this the day after I wrote Delicate Bondage, amusingly enough; and that was when I decided that Tuesday was Pepsicola day, because I don’t want to overload you guys with DLS. >_>
Also: Oh my god why can’t I stop writing this it’s like a drug. Jesus. If I had known that this was going to go on this long, I would have been more creative with the name. Also let me just take a moment to enjoy the phrase ‘nobody seems to appreciate the simple things in life that look damn good on Dave’
This is the dress, or something similar to it. Anyway.
Enjoy. I hope. XD
19 6 / 2012
Smoking Hot Rage
on AO3
Rating: NC-17 (gunplay)
Pairing: Jake English/Karkat Vantas ( ♠ )
Prompt: Kayleigh was looking for some gunplay. I like Kayleigh. I like Shitty Movie Bros and JakeKat and stuff. Ta-da! I think the only real prompt was ‘Jake holding the gun’. So he is.
Notes: This is fanon Jake English here.
So far I’ve tried to avoid using fanon-versions of characters when I’m writing; but really the big dork that canon Jake is wouldn’t fit when it comes to which one of the two would hold a gun to someone’s head whilst trying to make them squirm.
It’s fun to make Karkat squirm.
Enjoy.
12 6 / 2012
Dirty Little Strider - [3] - Delicate Bondage
Chapters: 1 || 2 || 3 || 4 || 5 || 6 || 7 || 8
on AO3
Title: Dirty Little Strider
Rating: NC-17 (bondage)
Pairing: John Egbert/Dave Strider
Prompt: Dave is 19, John is 21. Dave is just starting to get into the porno-making thing. John ends up accidentally buying one of the films that has Dave in it, and after seeing it, he decides to seduce Dave.
It works; and he manages to convince Dave to let him tie him down - but when John starts to get to business, he gets nervous, because he doesn’t want to hurt Dave (who looks so delicate on the bed). Dave reassures him it’s fine, he’s done this before, he likes it rough, etc.
Notes: Dear god, this chapter practically wrote itself. Easiest thing I’ve ever done, hands down.
I’m going to have to start pacing myself so I don’t overload you guys with pepsicola. It’s not your fault that it’s taken over my life. Windy takes the cake for that, it’s all her fault.
Enjoy.