Title: Dirty Little Strider (Dancing with Dave)
Pairing: Dave Strider/John Egbert
Notes: WOW how long has it been since I’ve updated this? Oh, whatever.
Ch. 2 is actually pretty close to done and it’s gonna involve a lot of sad. I’m really sorry for that. This ended where it did so you wouldn’t have sad SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE in the middle of your sex.
Now it’ll be at the beginning of your sex, and that should be super duper okay. =3
Title: Barista Baby
Rating: NC-17 (underage, dub-con, intercrural, foodplay)
Pairing: Dave Strider/John Egbert
Prompt: Someone requested dub-con Dave/John, with Dave underage, and I can’t find the actual prompt for the life of me.
Notes: This was, of course, written with the help of my betas, and more than half-composed by my writing partner, Unf. It’s also my first time writing intercrural, so I hope it didn’t come out too shabbily. =3
Title: All Meow, No Scratch
Rating: NC-17 (asphyxiation, hair pulling, sub/dom, bloodplay, dirty talk)
Pairing: Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
Notes: I apologize for the absolute horrible roughness of this; this is the first time I’ve written in fuck-knows-how-long.
And no, unfortunately, this isn’t a return-from-hiatus; I just happened to have an evening of internet access.
Vriska knows that she and John would be perfect moirails. She just needs to convince him.
Second provided most of the porn, and the lovely Chaos and Livvy helped beta. Warnings for mind control and non-con. Enjoy. <3
Prompt: I don’t know if you’re still taking requests but if you are I’ve got one; Vriska discovers she can use her freaky mind control to pretty easily give people orgasms, a power which she immediately decides to abuse. Any pairing/quadrant (or none at all) works great.
Title: Four’s a Crowd
Rating: NC-17 (asphyxiation, hair pulling, sub/dom, incest, foursome/group sex, a LOT OF SEX)
Pairing: Bro Strider/John Egbert/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
Notes: This was written with the help of my partner-in-crime, Unrealityfreak, in the most excellent pornstream of all time. Which is why there’s a Karkat. (Because, really, who can resist a Karkat?)
Man, this was the most fun I’ve ever had writing porn. Ever. It is super-duper-scandalous.
Title: Party Wax & Sea Princes
Rating: NC-17 (D/s, oral, rimming, dirty-talk, shibari, PORN)
Pairing: Bro Strider/Eridan Ampora
Notes: Oh my good LORD.
Okay, so this ended up being just about as fluffy as I can make first-time sex for Bro Strider’s favorite pet prince, which is approx. Not At All.
It is 4k words worth of porn, though.
So there’s that.
Rating: NC-17 (fisting)
Pairing: Gamzee Makara/Feferi Peixes
Prompt: Gamzee touches the butt, tentacles, v. loud at the doin’ it.
Notes: This is from my porn-stream a few days ago, and I just followed the prompts thrown at me in chat. =3 It was a lot of fun, and I’ve got every intention of doing it again sometime soon!
Pairing: Bro Strider/Dave Strider (masturbation, getting caught, underage)
Prompt: Leigh said ‘write porn, you’ll feel better.’ She was right.
Notes: This was a little bit of therapy for me. I’ve been feeling really down, and my life is a little haywire.
Apparently Stridercest is the cure to all that ails.
Dave is sixteen or seventeen in this scene. Some idle age. Anyway.
Pairing: Sollux Captor/Sollux Captor (selfcest)
Notes: There is no such thing as too much Sollux, ever. I’m also a big fan of twin!Sollux, as well as a big fan of the concept that everything about everything is in his head.
I’m sorry this isn’t longer. It was a lot of fun to do, though.
It was also inspired by just about every Sollux-on-Sollux picture you’ve ever seen.
I have a lot of selfcest feels.
Pairings: Dave Strider/Nepeta Leijon (♥) ; Gamzee Makara/Jane Crocker; Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas (♠)
Notes: Wow, I really had fun doing these! This was a blast. I hope you guys enjoy!
These were co-written with my pal UnrealityFreak, who writes amazing everything. Check her stuff out!